Sister 1: You just liked something on Instagram, I KNOW you're on your phone. Can I come round? The sibling-on-sibling messages where you can be as needy/irrational/stalkerish as you like, and it's ok Mum: Darling, your sister said you're feeling dick. The forgotten phone-lock message/sĭad: sdafaefa ergageradf agafgef43rrt3445erg45nw2t3ĭad: Sorry When you have to explain about autocorrect If, at first, you don’t succeed, destroy the evidence that you tried. Sister: What do you want for your birthday?īrother: Yup. I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen. What is your type, and why is it me You look so hot right now. Sister 1: Ha, ok Sister-to-brother convos Hands up I’m the FBI, and you’re on my most-wanted list. Sister 2: Do you want to look like Kim Kardashian? Today, Ill share some of the funniest and most random things you can say to your friends, whether youre texting, chatting, or hanging out in person.
#FUNNY RANDOM THINGS TO SAY IN A TEXT HOW TO#
Messages that read like a James Joyce stream of consciousnessĭad: There's an interesting programme on Radio 4 now about how to ask for a pay rise I thought it might be good for you to listen to turn it on if you have a moment your mother is taking notes in case you can't I hope all is well otherwise darling your mother and I are looking forward to seeing you at the weekend love Dad Sister-to-sister convos
Please call Uncle Dan to wish him Happy Birthday. Messages that read like telegramsĭad: Dear Darling. Mum: Love you darling, I'm so so proud of you 💞💞💞💞 💓 💗xxxxxxĭad: X. Mum: Yes! I'm especially excited to eat your father's 🍆!! Mum sign-off vs Dad sign-off You: What are you having for dinner – veg from the allotment? You’re more than my boyfriend, you’re my best friend. Sending him text messages like this one lets him know that you appreciate him. Can I bring anything for the weekend? Love you xxĭad: Ok. Can't wait to see you, I've missed you so much. You: Hi Dad, can you pick me up from the station tonight? I should get in at 8pm. Mum: Oh darling! LOL x The 'Just Worked Out How To Use My Phone And Can Only Send Basic Messages' message Here are things we've come across when our parents text – and in text conversations with other members of our beloved family in general: The 'Lots of Love' misunderstanding To their credit though, they're catching on. Too ironic, of course, that they were once the ones we relied on to record Top Of The Pops for us on VHS, whereas now it's us, tirelessly explaining the various features and functions of WhatsApp. In fact, we're probably more in touch with them now than when we were when we were children living with them.īut because we grew up in this world of ever-changing technology, we managed to master the art of mobiles far faster than they have. Mainly in how we communicate with our parents. Mobile phones have, of course, changed all of this. If you’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, what are you while you’re inside? Europeanĩ.Most of us will remember the times before mobiles, when the 'reverse charge call' was the only way to get hold of our parents when we wanted to – and when the poor souls had NO option to get hold of us when they wanted to. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tainĨ. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime matesħ. But before that, let’s have a quick intro about the discord app. How did the hamburger know he needed new pants? His buns were showingĦ. Here are 20+ best Discord Funny TTS (Text to speech) messages that will make your friends laugh a lot and make you cool in front of your friends and colleagues. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everythingĥ. Was that an earthquake, or did you rock my world You are so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line. You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? RealityĤ. Guess what I am wearing The smile you gave me. What did the frustrated cat say? Are you kitten me right meowģ. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahsĢ. Here are 14 super funny jokes that are sure to make your friends laugh out loud.ġ. If you’re looking for great jokes to tell your friends to make them laugh, then look no further.
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